Some people keep a bottle of hot sauce in their bag for flavor emergencies. This one is twenty inches tall and won't leak. The Squishable Hot Sauce is a full-size plush bottle with a face that says it's ready to ruin sorry, elevate every meal you eat.

It's part of Squishable's Comfort Food line, so you get the usual: signature ultra-soft fur, extra-squishy fill, and hand-sewn construction that holds up to real hugging. Looks great on a couch, a shelf, or the passenger seat if you want people to ask questions. Scoville rating: zero. Cuddle rating: dangerously high.