Everyone Knows the Line Goes Up

Will you be left holding the most valuable stocks after a chaotic day of trading? Stonk Market is a real-time trading game where you YOLO into company stocks like Blammo and Chatterfly all while keeping one eye on the ever-shifting Stonk Exchange, which determines which stock is worth negative points at the end of the round.

To the Moon or FOMO'd Into the Void?

Will Glitch & Co send your portfolio soaring, or will you panic-buy your way into last place? Every round is a rollercoaster of split-second decisions, market chaos, and glorious stonk-fueled drama.

Game Highlights

• Fast-paced real-time trading gameplay
• Hilarious fictional company stocks with shifting values
• Dynamic Stonk Exchange mechanic keeps every game unpredictable
• A game for wrinkly brains only strategy meets chaos